User:I.M. Meen

I.M. Meen (born March 12, 1937) is a evil magician who traps children and puts them into The Pit. He is an infamous atheism activist and convicted pedophile.

Appearence
I.M. Meen is frequently seen wearing a blue coat, but with the help of a chroma keyer can also wear other colors, such as red. He wears olive trousers and brown loafers which double as dancing shoes. His unkempt gray hair reminds one of Albert Einstein (on whom he has a major crush), although his facial features are more akin to Jay Leno, and his very flexible body is similar to Kermit the Frog.

Likes

 * His book
 * Ophelia Chill
 * Torturing Gnorris
 * Vodka
 * Child Pornography
 * Having sex with his book
 * The Beach
 * Laughing at You

Dislikes

 * Children
 * Goodie-Goodies
 * You
 * Heavy Heavies
 * Gwonam (Except in I.M. Meen Gets a New Job)
 * Chuck Gnorris (He could not admit it or else is he already dead)
 * Michael Jackson
 * Group Therapy
 * Religion
 * Justin Bieber
 * Bronies

Quotes

 * Oh look! What clever children! See them study, watch them learn! How I hate those goody goodies! How they make my stomach turn!
 * Oh look! What clever Christians! See them worship, watch them pray! How I hate those fags! How they make my hair turn grey!
 * Back to your cell, bookworm! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again... IN A HUNDRED YEARS!
 * Retreat to your cubical of imprisonment, bibliophile! Fear not, surely you will regain freedom in only but a century!

Trivia

 * His cousins are U.R. Ruud and I.P. Freely